I had a Dream about Philip Walton

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Dear Diary


I think the pressure is off……I must reply to that letter from Philip Walton….he must have been in The Staggs Head in Ashbourne when he wrote it……its all beer stains…..still I have promised to be at my best from now on……mini-bar for me from now on……great to spend some time in Tullamore yesterday……need to keep my own seat safe whatever about the rest of them……..Taoiseach…..I like that name Diary…….there was nothing unwholesome or raucous about our love-in on Monday night……I have always upheld the dignity of the office….sort of……you have to find the balance……Mary where are my socks?

That Willie telling Yates that he is already electioneering…..can he not keep his mouth shut…..pip squeak…..Lenihan has said the issue is over….what issue was he on about…..he wont do a Gordon Brown on me……that Hanifin saying that I sounded awful….and she as squeaky as Walton…….that Gormless and his two day love-in talking about real issues…..my bin man has more power than that tea drinking veggie……talking about politics being a blood sport….I suppose he will want politics banned next……..bloody back benchers better remember their place talking to the media behind my back….back stabbers….at least O’Keeffe is continuing to Batt for me…….deeply shy said O’Rourke…..I wasn’t shy on Monday night….