Irish Presidential Election 2011
All kinds of everything, was the theme,
Then from Israel, came the scream
He should not be, in the Presidential theme
Then the Dragon, breathed some fire
I’m in, said Gallagher, that’s my desire
Gay said no, to corrupt Fianna Fail
Then the kettle, began to boil
Dana was ready, when the show came to town
To prove yet again, she is no clown
Michael D Higgins, best by far
Not impressed by richness, or State funded car
Fine Gael, gave it their best
Could the quiet man, do the rest
Mary Davis, threw in her hat
Questions were asked, if she was a fat cat
Her model posters, stood out from the rest
Norris could not compete, in thermal vest
Mary stated on RTE, I work for a charity
From this we assume, she works for free
In fact we discover, she was paid 200K fee
The best as always, we save until last
Martin McGuinness, what a Blast
In the IRA, and done no harm
Freestate voters, wooed by his charm
Media propaganda, that’s what he said
Myth of terrorism, no one is dead
I had a gun, but it had no lead
No drop of blood, did I shed
I have convictions, but Gardai set me up
I have worked with Paisley, and UVF PUP
Lend me you Aras, and Mary’s china cup.
